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Love

"Love" can have several meanings.

1) An extremely strong romantic feeling for a human being, a dolphin, or a small woodland animal. It if often said to be "unexplainable," but those who are lonely and have nothign better to do with their time will tell you otherwise.
2) An expression derived from romantic love, that doesn't actually have anything to do with romance or fucking someone's brains out.
3) A term in tennis.
4) The act of sexual intercourse, fuckily duckily doo.
5) To quickly remove your clothes.
6) To actually dislike, hate, or loathe something, and lie.
1) Large Creepy Man: I think I love you, Flipper.

2) Dumbass: LOL I LOVE PIE

3)
Tenniser 1: What's the score?
Tenniser 2: Thirty, Love.

4)
Gossip'r1: Like, OMG what did you and Chad do last night?
Gossip'r2: We made love like a pile of mad weasles.

5) Young Johnny got arrested for Loving. It's a sad world, isn't it?

6) I love George W. Bush.
by Urban Dictionary February 26, 2007
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Trucker

An often picked on, misunderstood profession that's thankless, that's VERY important. Often filled with steering wheel holders who have no real talent. But those people are a minority not the majority. Some times this profession is filled with cut throat companies who under pay drivers. But the truth is nothing would be able to function normally with trucks that includes our military.
Without trucks/truckers America STOPS!
Make the CDL test HARDER and get rid of the wannabe Truckers!
by Urban Dictionary January 5, 2006
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Physics

A scientific subject which is the study of matter and energy and of interactions between the two, grouped in traditional fields such as acoustics, optics, mechanics, thermodynamics, and electromagnetism, as well as in modern extensions including atomic and nuclear physics, cryogenics, solid-state physics, particle physics, and plasma physics.

See also fun.
- Physics is phun!
- Fo shizzle my nizzle!
by Urban Dictionary November 2, 2004
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tout

1. someone who purchases tickets for an event then sells them on at a much larger price at the "entrance to the event" or on ebay.

2. someone who purchases any spare tickets you have for a fair price then event "at the entrance" then sells them on at a unfair price.

see also scalper
guy1 "there sold out ill just get it on ebay"
guy2 "from a tout are you mad just think you would probably have a ticket at the right price if it wasn't for that ass hole."
by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005
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vaginocracy

A workplace, or any large group, consisting entirely of women.
"Poor Bob. I mean, his new job pays well but he works in an utter vaginocracy."
by Urban Dictionary May 24, 2005
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Camaro

yes corvettes r faster and more expensive, but they lack the style in the 1st generation camaros. 1st gen camaros are godlike. if i had to have sex with ne car it would be a 67 camaro with a 502, preferably yellow with black racing stripes, plus some dece racing slicks, made to piss pound mustangs bitch asses
Teddy:sorry dad, i wrapped ur mustang around a tree.
Dad: ah, who cares, it wasnt a camaro neway, its not like it was fast or cool. well hell, for getting rid of that pile of crap, ill raise ur allowance to 14 cents a week, u know thats all we can afford, thats y we bought the mustang instead of the camaro in the fisrt place.
by Urban Dictionary June 16, 2003
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skraaap

really fun to play with. it is a mystery substance sold in target. u can basically run a country with this shit. the canadians have obviously caught onto the fact that u can run a country with it because it appears that they forgot to join the war. its either the skraaaps fault or their silly french pussy ways.
its skraaaptastic
by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003
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