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Ellen A. Muth

A very smart, pretty, cool, sweet, etc. actress who stars in dead like me a showtime tv original series, which is getting cancled by bobgreenblatt the devil's spawn!

Ellen Muth stars in Dead Like Me.

by Urban Dictionary January 15, 2005

switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

Bushnik

An indescipherable language that was created by a drunk, (Arron "Big Bushna" manchester) in 1999 The language itself consists of nothing but bushnik, some believe the word to be an adaptation of 'bullshit'
Generally used to describe a conversation indescipherable in any language but if followed closely does actually communicate a conversation through both body language and similar sounding words.

'ala bushnik'
'ashne pilar ko neta ta balshini'
'quel e tu ne bushna bushna?'

by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2008

Credit Card

When you accidentally mess up on your skateboard and the board goes up your ass, or hits your balls

You ollie to start a hardflip and you do it just not completely and it lands with the tip on the ground and the other in an uncomfortable place Credit Carded

by Urban Dictionary July 20, 2008

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

lugie

A chunk of snot with a certain viscosity or consistency which makes it able to be spit long distances.

I just hucked a lugie on the window and it's really hanging in there...

by Urban Dictionary December 16, 2008