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Sagan

Some guy on the net that has enough DOS bots and exploit knowledge to drop the net.
I have a death wish so i'm going to go into Sagan's IrCQNet channel and abuse him.
by Urban Dictionary October 17, 2003
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kerrang

A really bad hard rock/metal/emo magazine and TV channel for 14 year old imbeciles. Slipknot and Green Day are on the cover every other week and the English used in the reviews is equivalent to that of a 7 year old retarded Mexicans. The music channel plays emo crap day in and day out and almost NEVER changes the play list. Slipknot and Linkin Park are on about once every 12 minutes.
Kerrang is the worst of all British music channels.
by Urban Dictionary October 10, 2005
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T.N.B.F.N.M.

Slang acronym. Satnds for:
Trust No Bitch, Fear No Man
Often used as myspace headline. "T.N.B.F.N.M."
by Urban Dictionary April 11, 2008
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Frienemy

A person who you treat and whom treats you as a friend but if they are given a chance would "cut your throat" or get one over on you/put themselves first if it would benifit themselves, or they would gain an advantage over you. Similar to an enemy.
A Frienemy are most female squash players i.e a person who you travel the pro squash circuits, hang aroung with each other, share life stories and rooms but all the time are looking for weaknesses with you to have the edge over you in competition such as spotting your illness/injury are.
You run out of sports drink , your frienemy will not give you a tiny bit of theirs until they have finished thier competition, even though they have more than they need.
by Urban Dictionary April 9, 2008
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Meat-trap

1. A device used to capture a pug using some form of meat as bait.

2. A vagina

3. A girl with no self respect that commonly uses sex as a devious tool against men.
"Megan is such a meat-trap, she only wants to sleep with you so you will let her rent movies on your netflix."

"Yea, but she's so damn fine, I'd love to get my meat caught in her meat-trap"
by Urban Dictionary April 27, 2008
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mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles
Damn that mandate was off the hook
by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004
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Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.
In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.
by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008
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