when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.
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they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight
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they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight
"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"
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"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"
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"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"
by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007
I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.
by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004
Slang for underwear, generally mens trunks or briefs, but can also be applied to singlets or undershirts. Can also be applied to swimwear or other skimpy items of clothing.
Not to be confused with skivvy, a long-sleeved, tight-fitting shirt.
Not to be confused with skivvy, a long-sleeved, tight-fitting shirt.
by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2006
When Kelly's favorite song came on, she got really excited while dancing and her flarms almost knocked me out.
by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2012
another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.
by Urban Dictionary April 22, 2003
by Urban Dictionary April 06, 2005
the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.
by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005