bed job

when someone is so desperate for sex that they start to hump their bed pretending it is a real person.

OR

they are practising their moves on the bed by themselves to get ready for later tonight
"hmmm.. i think i might bed job to get in the mood"

OR

"i cant score with anyone! :( *sighs* guess ill just bed job"
by Urban Dictionary August 22, 2007
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mcdonalds

When using the bathroom in McDonalds, be sure to flush twice. It's a long way to the kitchen.
I dropped a piece of hemp rope at McDonalds and made sure I flushed twice. Three days later, a Big Mac is born.
by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004
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skivvies

Slang for underwear, generally mens trunks or briefs, but can also be applied to singlets or undershirts. Can also be applied to swimwear or other skimpy items of clothing.

Not to be confused with skivvy, a long-sleeved, tight-fitting shirt.
Seeing Joe in his skivvies is definitely an inspiration to spend more time at the beach.
by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2006
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Flarm

The flabby, tricep area that waves more than your arm when in motion.
When Kelly's favorite song came on, she got really excited while dancing and her flarms almost knocked me out.
by Urban Dictionary May 17, 2012
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Guff

another persons smart-attiude. There words that are totally uncalled for and are making them look like a butchi. See bitchi for more.
Guy - Shut up before I smack you, slut.
Guy (2) - I don't want you guff, slut. Shut the hell up.
by Urban Dictionary April 22, 2003
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Moak

a bad name for a hawaiian person. like the n word for a black person
that moak was so fat, he wore a coconut bra.
by Urban Dictionary April 06, 2005
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cock sniffer

the worst of the worst insults...nothing can surpass "cock sniffer." this is the type of person that is so gay that not only would they suck a cock, they would take the time to sniff it too. they enjoy their time down in the groin of another man, and will do anything to stay there. few people are this gay, but there are some out there.
as lorenzo finished sucking off roberto, he took a big sniff of robertos cock.
by Urban Dictionary May 22, 2005
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