motor cop

A Traffic Police Officer in any US CITY usually riding a BMW 1150-R motorcycle who issues tickets using a radar gun (that's all they do, no dispatch calls) and thinks he's SO bad-ass for doing so, in reality he is just pissing off other wise safe drivers who were caught speeding in his "speed traps", afterwards the motor cop brags to other "motor cops in the fraternity" over donuts and coffee, and play with each other performing tricks on their motorcycles and driving dirty in their own personal vehicles.
Mike Jo.- Man homie, would u believe this??!!
I was cruising down the block and then this motor cop on the side flags me down in my lexus for speeding and tinted windows!!

Paul W.- Shoot, dam those pigs ought to get blasted upon, doing that spit in our N-hood.

Mike Jo.- Straight up, motor cops are the worse kind of po-po in the world!!
by Urban Dictionary February 16, 2008
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rogered

To get fucked by the greedy corporation selling the iphone in Canada.

Rogers in Canada announced their ridiculous priced plans effectively making the device useless for the usage Apple designed it for.
Fred: Look, Wendy that person bought the iphone.
Wendy: They got rogered, that device is for clued-out wanna-be out of touch Canadian suckers.
by Urban Dictionary July 03, 2008
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slap and pickle

Foreplay; as made famous by the movie BeerFest.
Example # 1:
Jan Wolfhouse: Barry picked up a woman Are you sure you want to do this?
Barry Badrinath: Are you kidding? She's hot as hell! We're just going back to her place for a little slap n' pickle.
Example # 2
Alen: Hey Mike, let's go over to my place for a little slap and pickle... ;
by Urban Dictionary March 16, 2007
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hermit

mike engelhart during wrestling season.
stays at home cutting weight like a bastard instead of hanging out with every1 else, who r also cutting weight, but not being hermits
sorry guys, im just gonna go home and be a hermit, i think ill make some banana shakes and freeze em up for friday after weigh ins
by Urban Dictionary June 06, 2003
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kid

1. Kid, a term used to call someone you do not know. Best used when you are the superior with a higher status. Usually you look down on them when you call them kid.
2. If used for fun, after it becomes a habbit it is a good way to get peoples attention.
3. a coma, period, etc always comes after the usage of the word kid.
Yo kid, did you do last night's Phys Sci?
LoL, why did you keep calling people kid?
Because thats what you are, kid. Now show me your Phys Sci Homework.
by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005
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Da Jesus Book

Many people across the world read Da Jesus book.
by Urban Dictionary April 28, 2005
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JFK

An extremely overrated president. A criminal. The Kennedy money came from stealing and murdering. He was assassinated by the only sane person left in the country at the time. After that, the whole country went insane, therefore inflating JFK's insane popularity. If Oswald didn't kill him, you would learn about a criminal, terrible president, and whore user person thingy in school.
Thanks to my grandpa, G. Warren Nutter (assistant secretary of defense of foreign affairs during the latter end of the Vietnam war), JFK's stupid war was won, but the stupid population wanted to end it because they actually thought we were loosing. HA! dumbasses
by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2008
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