ur mom's definitions

loke

a vegetable, crack, sex

Go pick the lokes outside in the garden

by ur mom May 13, 2005

s.pc.

Short People Club(people who kick-ass) don't judge us cause were short

person 1: are u apart of the s.p.c

person 2: hell yeah

by ur mom April 2, 2005

James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.

Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!

by Ur Mom October 26, 2004

berson

someone fucking awesome
...in bed.

Is he really a berson?

by ur mom March 7, 2005

trinket

The worst possible thing anyone can ever be.

You are a trinket= You are a motherless shit eating donkey fucker.

by ur mom September 28, 2003

urakhai

a gaint man handling orc, that likes to swing his sword around ur dad

ur mom boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobies

by ur mom July 31, 2004

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.

So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!

by Ur Mom October 25, 2004