Definitions by ur FBI agent

Julian Barboza 

sexxies man alive tbh

me: Julian Barboza.
my bsf: daddy yahusss
me: woahe there brother got to much dip on ur chip

Julian Barboza by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

Tom holland 

spiderman but like tbh he not even that cute if he were X-ray from holes then *cough cough* come my way

emma the white girl in my class: omgggsies tom holland is so sexccys
me: umm no.

Tom holland by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

fortnite 

a game where us girls are being attacked by boys for feet pics

dont be shy ;))

fortnite name: bxbygxrl3609

me: wanna play fortnite :))
my bf: i cant rn ill play w u inna little

me:kk
me : *goes in a squads fill match*
horny 13-999999 year olds: yo is that a lil lady
me: *hella scared* yes?
horny 13-999999: hell yah boys

me : *ends up carrying the whole squad*

fortnite by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

chores 

something my mommy makes me do before i can play fortnite :(((

mommy: go do ur chores

me: awe mannn kk
mommy: yuh..

fortnite username: bxbygxrl3609
dont be shy ;))

chores by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020

apology letter 

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

apology letter by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

dudett 

dudett is a fucking girl you retard ass hoe

dudett:bro i miss him
dude 1: nou u have to like me now

dudett 2 : WTFFF NO U HAVE A DUDETT ALREADY BROOO

dudett by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

before i die dance guy 

yk the song "no guidance" yuh and yk that creepy guy grinding to that song yuh well his name is now donald bc idk thats a sus name for a sus guy yk

at a sleep over w ur homie daugie bros
dude 1: bro im scared

dude 2 meee toooooo
dudett 1: of wat u pussys
dude 1: before i die dance guy

dude 2: *starts to cry*
dudett 1: oh shit

before i die dance guy by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020