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dudett

dudett is a fucking girl you retard ass hoe
dudett:bro i miss him
dude 1: nou u have to like me now

dudett 2 : WTFFF NO U HAVE A DUDETT ALREADY BROOO
by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020
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Tom holland

spiderman but like tbh he not even that cute if he were X-ray from holes then *cough cough* come my way
emma the white girl in my class: omgggsies tom holland is so sexccys
me: umm no.
by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020
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apology letter

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle
*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*
by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020
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before i die dance guy

yk the song "no guidance" yuh and yk that creepy guy grinding to that song yuh well his name is now donald bc idk thats a sus name for a sus guy yk
at a sleep over w ur homie daugie bros
dude 1: bro im scared

dude 2 meee toooooo
dudett 1: of wat u pussys
dude 1: before i die dance guy

dude 2: *starts to cry*
dudett 1: oh shit
by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020
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fortnite

a game where us girls are being attacked by boys for feet pics

dont be shy ;))

fortnite name: bxbygxrl3609
me: wanna play fortnite :))
my bf: i cant rn ill play w u inna little

me:kk
me : *goes in a squads fill match*
horny 13-999999 year olds: yo is that a lil lady
me: *hella scared* yes?
horny 13-999999: hell yah boys

me : *ends up carrying the whole squad*
by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020
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♡♡♡

♡♡♡ means i love you its for those shy girls that use the puppy eye emoji so if your too shy and u dont wanna say i love you then just put three hearts okk bye bye ♡♡♡ ;)
bae : hai i miss yoouu ♡♡♡
you: aweee ♡♡♡
by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020
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chores

something my mommy makes me do before i can play fortnite :(((
mommy: go do ur chores

me: awe mannn kk
mommy: yuh..

fortnite username: bxbygxrl3609
dont be shy ;))
by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020
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