apology letter

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

before i die dance guy

yk the song "no guidance" yuh and yk that creepy guy grinding to that song yuh well his name is now donald bc idk thats a sus name for a sus guy yk

at a sleep over w ur homie daugie bros
dude 1: bro im scared

dude 2 meee toooooo
dudett 1: of wat u pussys
dude 1: before i die dance guy

dude 2: *starts to cry*
dudett 1: oh shit

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

♡♡♡

♡♡♡ means i love you its for those shy girls that use the puppy eye emoji so if your too shy and u dont wanna say i love you then just put three hearts okk bye bye ♡♡♡ ;)

bae : hai i miss yoouu ♡♡♡
you: aweee ♡♡♡

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

april 22nd

national get with your crush day

i gotchu fam♡♡

(my bday april 22nd so "just like that come my way")

dude 1 "bro its april 22nd"
dudett 1"waittttttt nooo ohh shitttt"
dude 2 "AYyEEE"

by ur FBI agent September 15, 2020

chores

something my mommy makes me do before i can play fortnite :(((

mommy: go do ur chores

me: awe mannn kk
mommy: yuh..

fortnite username: bxbygxrl3609
dont be shy ;))

by ur FBI agent October 05, 2020

Julian Barboza

sexxies man alive tbh

me: Julian Barboza.
my bsf: daddy yahusss
me: woahe there brother got to much dip on ur chip

by ur FBI agent October 05, 2020

fortnite

a game where us girls are being attacked by boys for feet pics

dont be shy ;))

fortnite name: bxbygxrl3609

me: wanna play fortnite :))
my bf: i cant rn ill play w u inna little

me:kk
me : *goes in a squads fill match*
horny 13-999999 year olds: yo is that a lil lady
me: *hella scared* yes?
horny 13-999999: hell yah boys

me : *ends up carrying the whole squad*

by ur FBI agent October 05, 2020