before i die dance guy

yk the song "no guidance" yuh and yk that creepy guy grinding to that song yuh well his name is now donald bc idk thats a sus name for a sus guy yk

at a sleep over w ur homie daugie bros
dude 1: bro im scared

dude 2 meee toooooo
dudett 1: of wat u pussys
dude 1: before i die dance guy

dude 2: *starts to cry*
dudett 1: oh shit

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

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apology letter

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

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dudett

dudett is a fucking girl you retard ass hoe

dudett:bro i miss him
dude 1: nou u have to like me now

dudett 2 : WTFFF NO U HAVE A DUDETT ALREADY BROOO

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

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Julian Barboza

sexxies man alive tbh

me: Julian Barboza.
my bsf: daddy yahusss
me: woahe there brother got to much dip on ur chip

by ur FBI agent October 05, 2020

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♡♡♡

♡♡♡ means i love you its for those shy girls that use the puppy eye emoji so if your too shy and u dont wanna say i love you then just put three hearts okk bye bye ♡♡♡ ;)

bae : hai i miss yoouu ♡♡♡
you: aweee ♡♡♡

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

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