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Lithuania

Small Baltic country formally part of the USSR.

Flat and un-interesting place. Not so many Lithuanians there as they have left in vast numbers to better themselves in countries more developed than their own.

During WWII Lithuanians actively helped the Germans rid their country of Jews. For this reason you will not find many Jews there today. This is an event in their past they would like to keep secret but sadly it is a fact.

Lithuanians have little of interest to say. The national sport is basketball but this is rapidly being taken over by leaving Lithuania as the national passtime.
by undisclosed desires March 21, 2010
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Cracker

Good fun. Something funny as used in Northern Ireland and made famous by comedian Frank Carson.
thon's a cracker
by undisclosed desires February 25, 2010
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Sprick

Belfast name for the common stickleback found in lakes, rivers, ponds and dams.
Hey Jimmy, I gat a wee jam jar and a wee fishing net, wanna go down the wats and catch some spricks.

Naa, thanks all the same Paddy but me da's takin us up tha Ballymena ta see thon sheep shaggin contest

Fuck Jimmy ur a lucky bastard, me da never takes us anywhere good.
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
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Belfast Bap

Big, crusty round bread famed throughout Northern Ireland and the stuff of legends.

Usually split in the middle and stuffed full of any filling you like.

Popular with builder types coz its a quare feed far ya teabreak like.

Best smothered in Real butter such as Golden Cow or Dromona.
Givvas one a thon Belfast Baps luv wer cheese and ham.
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
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Belfast

The centre of the know universe and the unknown universe for that matter.

Capital of Norn Iron (Northern Ireland)

Visit Belfast and you won't want to leave.

Leave and you will want to come back.

Best bits: Ulster fry. It will stick to yer puddins like lead and keep ya goin all af tha day like.
Belfast, Belfast, wonderful town
It doesn't matter if your skin is brown
Belfast, Belfast, I love you
If you're outta work you can get the brew
by undisclosed desires February 25, 2010
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Falls Road

A 3 mile long road in Belfast, Northern Ireland stuffed to the brim with dole scroungers, smelly unwashed bastards, terrorist cunts, millies and spides, kids who don't know who the fuck their da is, females who walk the streets in their pj's and slippers at all times of the day.

No major boys schools on the road because they don't need education as they only aspire to signing on the dole, stealing, drinking and mugging people weaker than themselves.

Wear a tie on the Falls Road and the spides are sure to kick your head in coz you look like a fucken queer boy.
My brother is going out with a millie from the Falls Road, the eejit can't string two words together and thinks the PIL is a band formed by Johnny Rotten after the Sex Pistols split. He needs his head luckin at going out wer thon one.
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
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Flies Graveyard

Square, flat bun with two pastry layers and sweet mince in the middle and sugar on top.

Found all over Northern Ireland and loved by old and young alike.
Givvas two flies graveyards doll.
by undisclosed desires February 26, 2010
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