uncle knobhead's definitions

canking

Combining cooking & masterbation, possibly unhygenic

"Alright Jezza, so tell me, whats your problem with canking ?, it saves time, pot noodle and a big wank, 2 birds 1 stone mate"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

medge

to describe something which has a minty edge

jesus I wish I'd have waited a bit since brushing my teeth to enjoy this delicious & nutritious pint of lambrini, my word it has terrible medge now, tally ho, us girls know to have fun

by uncle knobhead February 6, 2014

swanking

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies

"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

willy bin

another term for a vagina, the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals

ey up luv, can I have a dabble on your willy bin ?, I bet its a breath of fresh air down there

by uncle knobhead February 6, 2014

snanking

the difficult art of combining an orgasm with a sneeze

fuck me mate, I was snanking all night last night, nearly blew my head off

by uncle knobhead January 15, 2009