by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by Uncle Beasley September 04, 2006
Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.
After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006
by Uncle Beasley April 03, 2006