Jim Jones Party

A Jim Jones Party is when you crush up a bunch of Ativan, Xanax, Valium, or any other water soluble benzodiazapine tranquilizers and then dissolve them in a punchbowl filled with grape Kool-Aid...

Invite twenty people to the party...With ten of the people arriving early and the other ten arriving two hours later...

Have the first ten people drink the punch...

Pop in a video tape of the film "Guyana Tradgedy" starring Powers Booth as Jim Jones and hit "Play"...

By the end of the film, everybody at the party should be passed out (Havem pass out on the floor)...

Soon, the other ten party-goers will have showed up to the party to "make the discovery"...

When Chris' mom got home, she saw ten teenagers unconscious, laying on the floor, with the T.V. on static...She knew it immediatley...Another fuckin' Jim Jones Party

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bean

Describes any narcotic pill with a potential for abuse.

Saw my doctor today, and I got some beans, if you're lookin'?

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bell-head

A wide, bell-like head of a penis

Bitch sucked on my bell-head 'til I skeeted on her grill

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fi-ya

Emphatic version of "fiya", used to describe superior narcotic potentcy.

Ray's shit is fi-ya...Answer ALL the phones!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fan favorite

1. A local legend

2. Colorful local celebrity

That old dude who sells those peanuts on the street is a fan favorite.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

worm tunnel

To knowingly trespass somewhere random at night, in the dark, looking for anything stealible.

I worm tunnelled all around the cemetary with my flashlight, to find some flowers for my gurl.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006