Hot Brigham

Whilst having sexual intercourse with a woman, either before or after ejaculation.. The male must defecate on her garments. Preferably the chest area. As to get a blasphemous extra-pleasure.
Joe: Isn't your new girlfriend mormon man? how does that work out?
Crackie: Oh.. how does it work out?? Well, let's just say the Hot Brigham I gave her last night worked out exquisitely!
Joe: Choice!!!
by umbels March 04, 2009
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golden snitch

In hindsight, a better term for a great pussy.
Me: dude... guess what i caught last night?
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.
by umbels February 04, 2010
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bluffed

The delicate art of getting very blazed and stuffed.
joe: come on nagwagger, take a shot with me!
jesse: duuuuudee.. im so bluffed up right now. i can't
joe: poony.
by umbels May 10, 2009
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