umbels's definitions

golden snitch

In hindsight, a better term for a great pussy.

Me: dude... guess what i caught last night?
Jordan: please not an STD
Me: haha no you jackass, i caught Sarah's golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.

by umbels February 4, 2010

bluffed

The delicate art of getting very blazed and stuffed.

joe: come on nagwagger, take a shot with me!
jesse: duuuuudee.. im so bluffed up right now. i can't
joe: poony.

by umbels May 10, 2009

baby butt bitch

the ultimate insult for any shitass being a baby butt bitch.

devin: yeah i fucked her for a whole hour and i didnt even cum.
ali b: dont lie you baby butt bitch. eat my butt.

by umbels November 17, 2009