Definitions by ud40

Toffees 

Endearing nickname for Everton football club. Coined in 19th century when ladies would sell toffees at the home matches. Modern equivalent to this toffee is the black and white striped Everton Mint

Who are the Toffees playing this weekend?

Toffees by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea Tractor 

Any expensive 4x4 that is driven in an urban environment as a status symbol (typically for the school run) and will never be driven off-road.

Look, that Chelsea Tractor nearly flattened that kid!

Chelsea Tractor by ud40 February 23, 2005

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

chelsea fc by ud40 February 23, 2005

worker bee 

Job title for people who do all of the hard work but get none of the credit.

Twenty years from now I'll still be a worker bee.

worker bee by ud40 February 23, 2005

porthole 

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.

Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.

porthole by ud40 February 23, 2005