u2dvdbono's definitions

toilet

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

banana

a really yummy food

jim: this banana tastes yummy!

by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

screamer

A scary practical joke where the victim watches a video.
They watch THE VIDEO.
So, they are forced to watch the whole video, when suddenly, a loud scream with a scary image pops up on the victim. The victim is now scared.

Jim: i just watched a video. but a screamer popped up! AAAAAAHHHHH!11!11!!SHIFT+1!!!11

by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

2013

(1) A number.
(2) A year proving that 2012 is not real.

(1) Jim: i will count to 2013! 1...2....3....4...5..6..7...8..9..2013!
(2) January 1, 2013: Jim: HAHA! The world did not end!
Idiot: What if the world ends in year 3000?
Jim: never thought of that.

by u2dvdbono August 9, 2010

Teletubbies

A tv show for children about 4 creatures that live in Teletubby land.
Colors: red, green, yellow, purple
Teletubbies: Po, La-La, Dipsy, and Tinky-Winky
They have a house where theres tubby-toast and tubby-custard. They have a vaccum-thingy called No-No that sucks them up and brings them back when they try to escape Teletubbyland.

baby at age 4: googoogaagaa! daddy i want to watch teletubbies!

by u2dvdbono September 25, 2010

crap

(1) poop
(2) stuff

(1) im gonna go crap in the toilet.
(2) im gonna look at your crap in your box of crap.

by u2dvdbono September 20, 2010

Nintendo

Video games that i had.
Like SNES, Gamecube, and Wii.
Wait, dont forget my Gameboy!

Jim: Wanna play my Wii?
Bob: Yes!
Bill: YES!
Tom: YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tom: *start playing the wii and play mario kart wii*
Jim: 1st place!
Bob: Right behind you! *uses koopa shell on jim*
Jim: DAD GUMMIT!
Bill: 2nd place!
Tom: DAD GUMMIT! 12TH PLACE!
Wii: can you just STFU and play the game!?
Jim, Bob, Bill and Tim: Ok nintendo. whatever you say.

by u2dvdbono August 9, 2010