Definitions by u2dvdbono

screamer 

A scary practical joke where the victim watches a video.
They watch THE VIDEO.
So, they are forced to watch the whole video, when suddenly, a loud scream with a scary image pops up on the victim. The victim is now scared.

Jim: i just watched a video. but a screamer popped up! AAAAAAHHHHH!11!11!!SHIFT+1!!!11

screamer by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

windows xp 

a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.

Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!

windows xp by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

tux 

the penguin of linux

Tux is really mad if you dont add a definition for him.

tux by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

urban dictionary 

Do you really need a definition for this!????

You are fricking retarded if you don't know what urban dictionary is.

urban dictionary by u2dvdbono September 6, 2010

club penguin 

A fun little game where children can make a penguin, make new friends, and go on fun adventures.

go to clubpenguin.com
club penguin club penguin!
You might also want to see Panfu.

club penguin by u2dvdbono September 5, 2010

Microsoft sam 

a funny voice inside microsoft's Awesome XP.
If you type in ''soi'', its a roflcopter.
If you type in ''crotch'', you get Crowsnest.
its funny

Jim: Hey Tom, Bob, and Bill! Look at this!
Microsoft Sam: soi crotch soi crotch
Tom: ROFL
Bob: LMAO
Bill: ROFLMAOWEABSWWXFOTVBIIGTWXFANBISTSOOY!!!

Microsoft sam by u2dvdbono August 26, 2010

Armageddon

A fight between God and Devil. Usually occurs at the end of the world.
I hope god wins, of course.
It will happen in year 5050. (check out my definition for 2012.)

God: I will win and recreate the earth!
People of the earth: The Armageddon is happening! YAY!
Satan: You will never defeat me!
*GOD AND SATAN FIGHT FOR 12 HOURS*
*Satan is defeated*
God: HAHA! I can recreate the earth!
People of the earth: wait! we need air! *die*
God: *recreates earth*
LOL! Was that awesome?

Armageddon by u2dvdbono August 20, 2010