Definitions by tyrannus maximus

faux hot 

A term used to describe a girl who attempts to hide her facial misfortunes (ugly face) with facial piercings (a monroe piercing, a nose ring, and lip rings), heavy makeup and mascara, dyed or colored hair, and big sunglasses. Also called "the Paris Hilton look".

Look at that faux hot bitch trying to look good, she's a mess.

faux hot by Tyrannus Maximus October 31, 2006

alma mater 

1. A person's college or high school of attendance.
2. Also refers to a school's anthem or song.

My alma matter is Penn State University.
I can sing my school's alma mater.

alma mater by Tyrannus Maximus July 11, 2006

insignificunt

An unimportant cunt. A girl who means little to you.

Man, I got nothin' to say to that insignificunt.

insignificunt by Tyrannus Maximus May 2, 2006

hot stove 

The hot stove is a term used to describe all of the personnel movement in baseball. With all of the free agent signings, trades, hirings, and firings.

On the hot stove today, the Yankees acquired a new outfielder.

hot stove by Tyrannus Maximus December 8, 2005

Chad Johnson 

One of the most exciting wide recievers in the NFL. Currently plays for the Cincinnati Bengals. He's known for his cocky attitude and creative touchdown celebrations.

Chad Johnson just caught a pass.

Chad Johnson by tyrannus maximus October 13, 2005

iladel 

It's a shorter, more urban way of saying Philadelphia. It's pronounced (ILL-UH-DELL).

I was up in the Iladel just chillin'.

iladel by tyrannus maximus October 7, 2005

lopez 

money, cash, dough, the green.

I'm running out of lopez.

lopez by tyrannus maximus September 30, 2005