tyler's definitions

monarch

The coolest damn band ever. And the coolest people ever. Tom and Tyler love them taxes.

Wow, monarch is such a kick-ass band.
Lets go do our taxes.
I just bought a huge bag of taxes.
Wanna do taxes in a joint or a bong?

by tyler January 31, 2005

Randy Orton

A untalented wreslter who can't wrestle for crap. Whishes he was as good as everyone else. In a non staged acutall match Benoit would beat the holy shit out of him. BTW Orton fans.....13-0 ;)

Orton: I am a legend killer!!

Foley: You can meet me in the parking lot after tonights show is over so we can settle this.
Undertaker: You can wrestle for shit

by Tyler April 5, 2005

rollay

what comes out when you type to fast and you mean to type royally but rollay comes out.

i rollay screwed up this sentence

by tyler April 2, 2004

good call

A sarcastic phrase used when someone says something obvious or stupid.

Mikey:hey you got a haircut.
Tyler:Hey, good call asshole!

by Tyler May 13, 2005

ltwt

abbreviation of "Lightweight," it was a term used in the sport of rowing (crew) for male rowers under 150lbs, or female rowers under 130lbs

Ltwt 4 took 2nd place in their heat

by Tyler December 21, 2004

urban golf

A game played in an unconventional environment (streets, alleys, sidewalks, etc.) using only a golf club and a ball, such as a tennis ball.
Competitors set up a course in a city-like environment and use targets like billboards and dumpsters as holes. Modeled after the sport of golf--only much cooler.

The five men packed into a van and proceeded with a game of URBAN GOLF, as they do every Saturday night.

by Tyler December 22, 2003

Trizlo

When a girl pretends to like you and messes with you for her own personal benefit.

I had no idea that chel was such a trizlo.

by Tyler November 20, 2003