tyler's definitions

maryland

I'm from Maryland. I'm not from the South . . . or the North; It's the Mid Atlantic. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's pizza not pie. It's the beach not the shore and I drink 'Wooder" not water. It's acceptable to say "where y'all goin?" in place of "where are you going?" And, for the record, I'm not a hick. It's DC not Washington. I know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a traffic circle, And how to pump my own gas. I know what and where the Naval Academy is. I love crabs, corn, and snowballs There's no place like MD!!

maryland is better then any other state...

by tyler June 13, 2005

lefticle

Short for left testicle.

The baseball bat crunched my lefticle.

by Tyler July 14, 2003

brother no

A way to say no a white kid named colin said because he thinks he is black

Tyler: Colin, you are white.
Colin: Hm, brother no.

by Tyler December 18, 2004

Von Voyage

1.)Stoned and wishing someone farewell,2.)Stoned and singing another version of koumbya (or aye karumba)

"Von voyage" Dan said

by Tyler August 23, 2004

bear claw

when people who think that they are "thugz" throw up there "signs" they are called bear claws.

throw up your bear claws NI**A!

by Tyler April 4, 2005

Bar Star

The girl who goes to a bar during the "prime-time" of ten until one on a saturday night, and recieves at least three drinks for free for evey drink self purchased.

Kira goes to Ezzie's every saturday, pays for only two drinks and still ends up hammered out of her mind. What a bar star.

by Tyler March 28, 2004

lommorfag

a kid who farts alot

you smell bad you lommorfag

by Tyler June 5, 2004