Chowder

An exorbitant amount of acne clustered together causing the on-looker to flinch back looking like he/she just sucked on a lemon. This results in a lowered hottness factor.
Damn, that girl would be an 8, but she has got some nasty chowder so ill give her a 2.
by Tyler February 08, 2005
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shit

Stuff belonging to anyone that is not you.
"Steve left his shit at my apartment!"
by Tyler May 15, 2005
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mortalis

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.
that guy is a flaming mortalis.
by tyler August 14, 2003
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Horse

Damn, that bitch was sucking on my horse for 20 minutes, then I finally pulled out and blew my load all over her face!
by Tyler January 17, 2005
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jack squat

I totally thought I was going to score, but I didn't get jack squat
by tyler September 20, 2003
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mushroom tattoo

To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo
andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos
by Tyler February 02, 2003
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J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.
A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.
by Tyler April 26, 2005
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