29 definitions by turd ferguson
"Isn't she a gutter whore?"
by turd ferguson November 16, 2004
I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.
by turd ferguson September 23, 2016
Nothing is nothing, so nothing doesn't exist and there is not not not nothing. Everyting is something.
by turd ferguson January 29, 2004
One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.
by turd ferguson January 29, 2004
by turd ferguson April 26, 2005
the gerbil won't come out because he's had enough to eat
by turd ferguson November 3, 2003