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Definitions by tumelo

heart dog 

The first dog you owned as an adult, typically used in the past tense after they have passed.
"It's tough moving on, but you'll learn to love your next dog because that's what you're heart dog would have wanted"
heart dog by tumelo September 20, 2023
The food one generally eats restricted by content or quantity.
I eat as much as I want as long as I don't eat pasta. I removed pasta from my diet.
diet by tumelo December 15, 2022
When 2 males stand opposite each other whip out their penises and directly piss into each others mouths whilst standing up
Me and boy Ghushed yesterday's, it was amazing
Ghush by TuMelo March 7, 2022

Next Weekend 

The weekend after this weekend.
For example, if it's Tuesday September 14th, the first day of Next Weekend is Saturday September 25th.
Curt: Are we gonna party next weekend?

Jordan: Yeah, cause I'm too busy to party this weekend.
Next Weekend by tumelo September 13, 2021

categorically deny 

To not only deny something, but to imply that such an action is in a category of things that they would never partake in.

Another way of saying "I didn't do it, and I wouldn't ever do anything like that."
alleged rapist: "I categorically deny raping that woman"
categorically deny by tumelo July 9, 2019

Establishment 

A broad political term usually used to describe the power structure that includes, but is not limited to, the mainstream media, the permanent state, and a host of politicians and politically connected people which work to keep the status quo, especially as it pertains to the warfare state.
"Every Establishment news outlet will be for every war" - Jimmy Dore
"The Establishment is so petrified, including Romney, that we could actually win a war, and that we could actually end a war" - Rand Paul
Establishment by tumelo January 8, 2019
abv. Over The Shirt Boob Action

When you feel a woman's breast over her shirt
Jordan: "How'd your date go last night?"
Jake: "Awesome! I got some otsba!"
otsba by tumelo January 8, 2019