why come

a term used south of the ohio river by total dolts.

1) i am going to bang my sister
2) why come you want to fuck your sister

by troy November 01, 2003

cock sponge

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

by troy October 22, 2004

feynmanize

To add genius to something which currently contains little or no credibility.

Robot, Feynmanize!

by Troy February 05, 2003

University of Alabama

a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.

i would rather eat a shit sandwich than attend the university of alabama

by troy November 01, 2003

Arco

Short for asshole, in that arco's logo resembles your a-hole.

"You fucking Arco..."

by Troy March 16, 2005

Douchecock

What Jeff Rosenstock considers Matt Wixson.

Matt Wixson is a douchecock, although it's not wise to offend him like I did.

by Troy August 27, 2008

Sconnie

Anything of or relating to Wisconsin. Sconnie is an identity. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. You don't have to be from Wisconsin to appreciate the Sconnie movement. It's all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely Wisconsinesque. If you like eating a brat and cheering for the Packers, you know what I'm talking about.

Tailgating is very Sconnie. Look at that Sconnie drinking a PBR on his Sconnie John Deere lawnmower.

by Troy July 28, 2004