Definitions by troy

man-spackle

liquid derived from the male genitalia. Also known as semen.

"I'd love to spray my man-spackle all over that young woman's forehead."

man-spackle by troy October 21, 2004

cock sponge 

A stank ass female that seems like a good idea to fuck when ur drunk.

"I'd love to stick my man pole in that little cock sponge at the end of the bar !"

cock sponge by troy October 21, 2004

math 

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

math by Troy October 3, 2004

Catching Turtles 

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.

They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.

Catching Turtles by Troy September 25, 2004

Sconnie

Anything of or relating to Wisconsin. Sconnie is an identity. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. You don't have to be from Wisconsin to appreciate the Sconnie movement. It's all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely Wisconsinesque. If you like eating a brat and cheering for the Packers, you know what I'm talking about.

Tailgating is very Sconnie. Look at that Sconnie drinking a PBR on his Sconnie John Deere lawnmower.

Sconnie by Troy July 27, 2004

bound 

A Type of map in starcraft / broodwar that has traps.

The Map: Heaven Bound

bound by Troy July 12, 2004

friendly fire 

when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth

Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.

friendly fire by Troy May 25, 2004