Computer Neutered

When a person gets caught on the computer via the internet watching porn switching naked photos ,and the spouse takes the computer out of the house

Jack calls up jim and says hey how come I don't see you online anymore ?

Jim replies-My wife caught me sending naked pics to some woman in china and she threw the computer out in the garbage .

Jack says- Oh she computer neutered you huh?

Jim replies-Yeah I guess so.

by troubledemon February 10, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

When a person named Sanchez wipea a booger on a team mate!

Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?

Dude 2 - Yeah , why?

Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?

Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol

by troubledemon February 18, 2011

Slime Ball

A real nasty person who doesn't care about anything including their own self .

Man-Hey I went to the store the other day and this stupid slime ball tried to rip me off !

Man 2-So what did you do?

Man-I called him a prick and punched him in the nose.

by troubledemon February 22, 2010

Footie

A person who likes to walk alot

jim says _hey where did Footie go?

matt says- I saw him walking towards town earlier

Jim- That guy sure walks alot !

Matt-Yep thats how he got the name

by troubledemon June 23, 2009

Commit Nukacide

This is what happens when kim jon ill decides to threaten the United States with nuke bombs

!!! Special News Bulletin !!!

Leader of North Korea Is Ready To Commit Nukacide

by troubledemon March 26, 2010

Cliff Hanger

When a snot is hanging on the rim or edge of your nose you can feel it but it dont seem to be hanging out but it is!

Dude wipe that cliff hanger off your nose !

by troubledemon March 08, 2010

Cooter Snap

When having sex the woman thrusts her hips up and down real fast almost making a snapping sound .

Man-The next time we bang I want you to give me a whole bunch of those cooter snaps that was awesome!

by troubledemon February 25, 2010