GERMAN NOUN-A piece of equipment usualy for woman that will hold the boobs so they dont flop all over the place . --OO--
jim -wow she has two black eyes!
steve-wow I wonder how that happened?
jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!
steve-wow I wonder how that happened?
jim -maybe she wasnt wearing her holdsemfromflopping!
by troubledemon March 27, 2009
Man-Hey I got me a hot fix last night.
Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?
Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.
Man2-That is a hot fix
Man2-What did you do wash your hands in real hot water before jacking off?
Man-No I went to the bar and met a really good looking woman and we went back to my place and had sex all night.
Man2-That is a hot fix
by Troubledemon February 25, 2010
When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
Man 1- Dude I was banging this woman the other night .And she kept saying Do It Baby Do It Baby just like the course line in the song Dracula by Rob Zombie .
Man 2-Dude that is so Badass !
Man 2-Dude that is so Badass !
by troubledemon February 18, 2010
A person whose the sole inventor of the internet.And also the person responsible for the global warming shit
man#1-Hey I just found out that AL GORE invented the Internet.
Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !
Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !
by troubledemon February 07, 2010
Dude 1- Hey did you watch the AFC championship game last night ?
Dude 2 - Yeah , why?
Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?
Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
Dude 2 - Yeah , why?
Dude 1- Did you see Mark Sanchez wipe a booger on Burnell?
Dude2- Yeah that was funny as hell lol Dirty Sanchez lol
by troubledemon January 28, 2011
by troubledemon April 12, 2009