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Definitions by troubledemon

decribes when a eskimo has a tooth ache, pain,hurty,tooth hurty
man-what time is it?

eskimo-time to go to dentist.

man-what?

eskimo-2:30 time to go to the dentist
2:30 by troubledemon April 10, 2009

snot wash 

When a person goes to blow their nose and the tissue or snot rag that they have isnt big enough to hold all the snot thats comeing out ,can be embarassing .
Jim says- Hey where did your friend go?


Steve laughs and says-He had to go to the bathroom and clean his face off.


Jim says- why?



Steve says-He just pulled a snot wash all over his face.


Jim says- yeah i saw that but didnt want to sey anything haha
snot wash by troubledemon April 7, 2009

atsbestass 

when a man is walking down the street and a woman walks by with real tight jeans on with a knockout ass with a good wiggle going on loking good oh yeah you know what iam talking about
man says-atsbestass I ever saw
atsbestass by troubledemon April 7, 2009

Disel Fitter 

1-A man who works in a factory that produces womens stockings and holds them up in front of his eyes and looks to the next guy and seys disel fitter meaning(these will fit her )
Joe -Hey how long have you been a disel fitter?


Lou-Oh about 20 yrs now.
Disel Fitter by troubledemon April 5, 2009
This happens when one is takeing a shit on the crapper and the turd ends up laying on the porcelin out of the water.
Man-Hey I was cleaning up after the party we had last night and someone beached in the down stairs toilet!

Friend-You dont mean?

Man-Yep the motherfucker was out of the water laying on the porcelin.
Beached by troubledemon April 2, 2009
GO FUCK SELF when you dont have alot of time to express ones whole meaning like go fuck yourself faster version
GFS by troubledemon March 31, 2009

shampipple 

1-The late great Red Fox coined it a mixture of shampange and ripple wine
Fred -This is my favorite wine !

Grady -What is it?

Fred -Its shampipple
shampipple by troubledemon March 31, 2009