icantsignanythingism

The highest of all religions. Name comes from the belief that names are a relection of ones soul, and writing that name on anything transfers your soul to that thing, and obviously away from you. To retrieve your soul again, you must ask the icantsignanythingism god for his pity.
On a certain week of December, this religion's only holiday occurs. During this unnamed holiday, the few members of this religion wear masks and light a circle of candles. They each take turns burning a piece of paper with a signiture on it. Doing so signifies the burning of the soul when it is taken away by signature.
Mary joined icantsignanythingism, but her signiture fetish interfered with her practices so she converted to Judaism.
by Trogdor August 08, 2003
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Ultimate Vertical Emu

1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.

2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.
The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.
by Trogdor August 10, 2004
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Trogdor the Burninator

Trogdor is a wingaling dragon, with special beefy arm and burnination powers.

Long live the dragon.
SB:TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!!!
Trogdor was a man, um... he was a... dragon-man!!!!Or...maybe...he was just a dragon, but he was still...
TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!!!
Burninating the country-side,
Burninating the Pheasents!
Burninating all the people,
and their thatched-roof COTTAGES!!!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!!!

And then the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

H*R:AMEN.
by Trogdor April 23, 2004
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constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb
Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.
by Trogdor November 20, 2003
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dragonz

Stupid bitch that has his mic so far up this mouth that you can not fucking understand a single word that is coming out of his mouth.
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by trogdor March 30, 2003
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yo momma

by Trogdor August 09, 2003
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the king of town

A character at www.homestarrunner.com who seems to have power over the poop smith. The King of Town Rules homestarville with an iron fist and makes sure everyone knows that he is number 1.
by Trogdor July 31, 2003
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