Definitions by trixiekitten

Peterborough Brats 

Peterborough Brats refers to the specific subsection of upper middle class gen X and gen Y “brats” born in Peterborough, New Hampshire. The myth is that they never work, and they all live off trust funds from their parents and never leave New Hampshire. Some of them were drug addicts due to psychological abuse from The “Hell School” (The Well School) where they all claim the suffered. Not all of them are known, the myth is that 90% of them are still in hiding, and they wait till their parents are out of town so they can all blaze up together.

Allie gets mistaken for being one, since she attended the Well School for two years, but she is not a true member of the Peterborough Brats. She was their weakest link and too mainstream to be an official member of their crew. The original clique was Coco, Courtney, Alison, Grace and Augusta. They all bonded over their love of Abercrombie and their hatred of everyone and everything else.

Peterborough Brats by trixiekitten September 14, 2025

Nick Viall 

God’s gift to Bachelor Nation. A god among humans

I finally got over my ex, thanks to Nick Viall

Nick Viall by trixiekitten January 13, 2024

Ambro Heard

A male version of Amber Heard

I dumped my boyfriend when he pooped in my bed, I realized he was an Ambro Heard

Ambro Heard by trixiekitten July 14, 2022

Jax Taylor 

Former bartender at SUR who was the villain on Vanderpump Rules due to his lying, cheating and narcissistic tendencies

Jax Taylor cheated on Stassi with Kristen, and cheated on Brittany with Faith.

Jax Taylor by trixiekitten July 14, 2022

Johnny Depp 

An incredibly talent good looking actor who should gain even more respect for surviving the abuse of Amber Turd.

When Johnny Depp wins the defamation trial, I’m drinking a mega pint of wine to celebrate.

Johnny Depp by trixiekitten May 31, 2022

Camille Vasquez 

A sweet angel who fights the Amber Turds of the world by objecting to all their BS

Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee…
Camille Vasquez: Objection! Non responsive

Camille Vasquez by trixiekitten May 31, 2022

Allison 

Probably one of the coolest girls ever.

Alison with one L is probably a preppy brunette upper class woman of intelligence and culture.

Allison with two L’s is a similar variant but prettier, probably blonde, and more sociable. Very likely a cokehead.

Alison and Allison are two different types of upper middle class ladies.

Allison by trixiekitten May 1, 2022