42 definitions by trinkbar_trina

vagina-mirror

your boyfriend fancies himself so much, he's never noticed your love heart shape bikin-waxing for valentines lmao!
the only way to get him down on ya is if you fix a mirror to it!

Chic A:"OOOOh i had a good night last night when *insert name* come round!"
Chic B: "Wot? he finally wnet down on ya?"
Chic A: "Yeah and all it took was one of those little hand mirrors fixed to my ...."

by trinkbar_trina March 29, 2005

fudge packer

a homosexual lad who gives anal to another lad,

*can be a man who gives anal to a woman*

erm i dont wanna go into any details i have actually just eaten fudge lol! *vomits*

by trinkbar_trina March 30, 2005

A oh no

a polite way of saying houre (hooker) lol! (howe!)

A: That Mandi's always at it with what ever will take her aint she?
B: Yeah, I feel sorry for the men she goes with theyre next in line for a health check!
A: yep she is a lads look out, Oh No! She's already had ya?

by trinkbar_trina March 29, 2005

thicko

a person who annoys you with their tendencies to not know anything yuor talking about, doesnt mean that they aint bright just that they annoy you when you really wanna say something and the keep saying, who? what? why? when? where? arrrrrrgh! always the 'wh-' questions!

A:you know that lad we saw saturday right?
B:Which one?
A:The fit one?
B: There was loadsa fit lads that night!
A: The one Ive been on about ever since I laid eyes on him!!!
B: hang on a minute where was we when we met him? What did he look like? was he tall? small? dark? blonde? (about to sing "its rainin men!"
A: in the erm oh shut up you thicko!!!

by trinkbar_trina March 29, 2005

Kicks

New trainers, normally retro cool ones!

"Hey are those your new kicks? they're quality they are!"

by trinkbar_trina March 29, 2005

Cow patch

A love bite lol, a REALLY big one!

A:look at that icky on your neck lol!
B: its the size of a cow patch innit? I know! (goes red lol)

by trinkbar_trina March 29, 2005

scatty

someone who is all over the place

oh no!!! ive forgot to go to that interview it must be because i lost my appointment card, where is that now? oh this must be it in my bra! I thought something was itchy! hehe!

by trinkbar_trina March 29, 2005