St Nick dick

Dick that is "hung like a wreath". This is interpreted to mean it is round and bushy, and therefore has more in common with the female genitalia.

"Why yes I am that type of nigga to catch a bullet in my teeth,
And call you "St Nick dick" cause you be hung like a wreath!"

- The Pharcyde, "I'm That Type of Nigga"

by TreeWeezel October 04, 2011

hootch

A poorly designed alcoholic beverage made with pitiful equipment, inappropriate ingredients, and suspect sanitation. Always homemade, although some fruit-flavored beers are almost bad enough to qualify.

Dude 1: "That fizzling pot contains the next batch o' hootch"
Dude 2: "Shouldn't you put a lid on that stuff?"

by TreeWeezel November 18, 2010

batmaned

To climb a near vertical surface with a rope in your hands and your feet walking up the wall.

We grabbed a rope and batmaned up the roof.

by TreeWeezel October 27, 2011

meatglazer

meatgazer (girl who stares at guy's junk) + glance. Upon accusation of meatgazing, the offender will usually admit it but say she "just glanced". The proper compromise is to call her a meatglancer, or more aptly put, meatglazer.

Guy 1: JWebb is staring at Blick's meat. MEATGAZER!
JWebb: I only glanced.
Guy 1: Then you're a meatglazer. MEATGLAZER!

by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

raccoon bread

Bits of bread that don't fit into the toaster, so you turn the toaster on and balance your bread on top to toast a nice stripe onto it.

Also refers any use of this toaster-top technique.

is your bread heel too stubby to fit in the toaster? Make raccoon bread.

what's the easiest way to heat old pizza? the raccoon bread technique.

by TreeWeezel June 03, 2011

Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.

What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!

by TreeWeezel May 09, 2011

you're the wanker

The proper response to being called a wanker

guy 1: "You wanker"

guy 2: "You're the wanker."

guy 1: "(wanking, my secret shame! How did he know?)"

by TreeWeezel November 24, 2010