toy's definitions

Faux Whore

A flirtatious person that gives the vibe that he or she is promiscuous, but has never actually engaged in any sexual acts.

I'll give you ten bucks if you get that faux whore to sleep with you.

by Toy December 2, 2005

anal orifice

Another term for "asshole" used by intellectuals such as myself.

I don't know why, but I always pick the anal orifices for love interests.

by Toy December 22, 2005

sack licker

female or male that likes to lick the scrotum for pleasure.

by toy October 19, 2003

saddle bags

they are extra storage of fat on each outer thigh...resembles a horse's saddlebag which is worn on each side of the ribs

She has nasty saddlebags

by toy October 19, 2003

wildcard

a card in games that can be used as another amount.

I need a wildcard

by toy October 6, 2003

mouse

1. a little rodent that can be grey, white, black, or brown that has a long pinkish tail and matching ears and nose
2. this input device used by a person to control the computer

1. A squished a mouse yesterday.
2. My mouse needs cleaning.

by toy October 6, 2003

chickenhead

like one of those girls with real big poppty eyes and they dont have to be skinny but their eyes make their faces look tiny like they are being choked like a chicken is when slaughtered.

I couldn't keep my eyes off the chickenhead looking girl.

by toy October 6, 2003