hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012

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closet hetero

someone who is hetero but pretends to be queer

I bet you're being a closet hetero just to get to mingle with them

by tory borty May 08, 2013

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An admission that you have lost an argument or debate.

She knew i had the upperhand in the debate, so she resorted to censorship

by tory borty December 27, 2012

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A lesbian who spends all her time giving other women clitoral orgasms

Sibling A: Why do her friends always moan and groan when they enter her bedroom?

Sibling B: I dunno, but maybe she's a button stitcher.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

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I think those trilogians are praying

by tory borty November 15, 2012

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When your scrotum or balls are itchy for lengthy periods.

by tory borty December 28, 2012

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when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia

My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom

by tory borty November 08, 2013

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