tory borty's definitions

poleman

A shameless man or boy who doesn't care if people notice his erection

Thats a true poleman. He had a huge boner if front of his mom and didn't even hide it.

by tory borty December 24, 2012

MB

morning bulge; when you wake up and notice that your dick is poking your pants, thus forming a bulge

I don't get embarssed when my mom notices my MB coz its only natural and happens to all teenage boys

by tory borty May 8, 2013

opposite-sex marriage

A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity

Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.

by tory borty December 15, 2012

tail hair

pubic hair which is so long you can tie a ribbon around it

When he took his boxer shorts off the tail hair was so long, it was almost was as long as his penis

by tory borty November 16, 2013

hair trim

when you shave your pubic hair to the point where its short enough to see the vulva and labia

My lesbian girlfriend wants me to get a hair trim so she can see my pom pom

by tory borty November 8, 2013

Abrahamican

Someone who belongs to an Abrahamic religion

Do all Abrahamicans chop the tip of the penis of babies off or what?

by tory borty November 1, 2013

victim role

When someone wants to play the submissive and passive role in sex.

I want to play the victim role. Can you victimize me please?

by tory borty November 8, 2013