Definitions by tory borty

MB

morning bulge; when you wake up and notice that your dick is poking your pants, thus forming a bulge

I don't get embarssed when my mom notices my MB coz its only natural and happens to all teenage boys

MB by tory borty May 8, 2013

MG 

abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.

When i have MG i tend to try avoid my family

MG by tory borty May 8, 2013

morning bulge 

When a guy has an erection in the morning and it forms a bulge in his pants

My older brother always wakes up with a morning bulge

morning bulge by tory borty April 30, 2013

MT

Morning tent, a tent-like shape on your pants due to an erection

To avoid an MT you could try jacking off before getting out of bed

MT by tory borty April 30, 2013

Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit

An invocation used by feminists who are Christian

Let's all pray in the name of the Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit, amen

Mother, the Daughter, and the Holy Spirit by tory borty April 25, 2013

bi joke

jokes about bisexual people

i've got a bi joke, but i'm in a hurry, bye!

bi joke by tory borty April 25, 2013

second brain 

the penis

My second brain brought me to this video

second brain by tory borty April 25, 2013