scissorchick

a lesbian who has sex in the scissor position

Now that girl is a scissorchick

by tory borty October 30, 2012

pointypants

trousers or pants whicch have a protrusion in the crotch area caused by an erection

don't poke anyone with your pointypants

by tory borty June 17, 2013

butter beaner

A lesbian who always plays with other girls clitorises

Please don't tell my brother that i'm a butter beaner okay? I haven't come out of the closet to him yet.

by tory borty June 24, 2013

staffman

a man or boy who wakes up with an erection and then walks around with morning wood or morning glory

That staffman walks around with a morning tent when he wakes up

by tory borty December 24, 2012

mythbrain

1. Someone who ignorantly suggests all other religions are untrue without having thoroughly studied others religions in depth

2. Someone who says all other gods (or goddesses) are false except his own and keeps a straight face

That mythbrain thinks his religion is the only true religion

by tory borty December 24, 2012

woodman

1. a man or boy without inhibitions who frequently gets involuntary or random erections, especially in embaressing situations

2. a man or boy who wakes up with spontaneous powerful erections which are really stiff

I got myself into an embaressing woodman situation this morning

by tory borty December 24, 2012

spacesoul

An alternate or identical version of yourself in another universe in accordance with the multiverse theory

I bet my spacesoul is some sort of a rockstar in some other universe

by tory borty December 22, 2012