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in gods we trust

an interjection used by some patriotic Americans, from the motto on US currency
One statement i hold dear is in gods we trust
by tory borty April 2, 2013
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the purpose of life

Love.

There is no doubt that the purpose of life for humans is love, both scientifically and empirically. All mammals seek out partners at one point or another. When boys reach puberty they get non-stop erections. They even get involuntary erections known as morning wood or morning glory. All these erections are in anticipation of finding a partner to have blissful encounters with. When girls hit puberty, they subsequently frequently get wet around the vagina to facilitate sexual intercourse. Their uterus also enlarges to enable pregnancy.

Empirically, love is also the most important thing that drives humans, for instance with parents, who unconditionally do anything for their children. In conclusion, human physiology has evolved for love. Human characteristics evolved not only for mating partners but also to be social.

In other words, love is what makes the world go round
by tory borty December 31, 2012
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Christcentric

Stop being so Christcentric. Many non-Christians also believe in God you know?
by tory borty November 14, 2012
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tenting

When an erection forms a tent-shaped bulge in your trousers due to an erection
Billy, do you mind belt-looping please? Your totally tenting right now and you need to put it away or i'm gonna puke
by tory borty September 2, 2013
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second brain

My second brain brought me to this video
by tory borty April 25, 2013
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conbrain

A conservative, sometimes used pejoratively
Why do these conbrains hate poor people, hate gays and love guns?
by tory borty March 8, 2013
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MG

abbreviation for morning glory; Morning glory means that you wake up with such a strong erection you have to walk in a slouched way.
When i have MG i tend to try avoid my family
by tory borty May 8, 2013
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