burp stick

rahway nj slang for a "dirty water" hot dog.

after eating a 'burp stick', one will experience indigestion, heart burn, or just have hot dog tasting burps for the rest of the day.
damn!!! those burp sticks i got over at Muncie's have been burning my stomach up all afternoon. i think i need to have a massive blowout to get rid of those things.
by tony August 18, 2004
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schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a small penis
last night i went over to ricky's house and he had a schweenis
by tony May 13, 2005
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dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.
While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.
by tony August 18, 2004
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Fartspartagus

A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.

Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.
Damn, you Fartspartagus!!

An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.

A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.
by Tony June 19, 2006
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Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey
Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit
by Tony July 13, 2004
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i c

i am so stupid.
i see. {that u are}
by tony September 21, 2003
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GAPO

An accronym from the words" gorrilla arm pit odor"
To have armpits smelling like a gorilla.
"shit,dont you bathe? you have a nasty case of GAPO"
by tony January 22, 2004
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