lucky ducky

when one takes a shit and because they are extremely lucky they realize they don't have to wipe.

oh sweet, i wiped and their is no shit on the tissue.

by tony March 08, 2005

suck my cock

what you say to your 75 year old aunt with the gigantic tits.

aunt frieda?
yes johnny?
my pee pee feels funny.
oh johny, thats just an erection! here look at my naked hangy tits.
aunt frieda...suck my cock.

by tony January 25, 2004

nt

This word is very popular in online gaming nowadays.This abbrieviation simply means:

Nice try.

In Counter-strike:
You and an opponent are left.You get shot in the face,but did a lot of damage to the opponent,almost killing him.
Teammate#1: OMG you noob!
Teammate#2: SHUT UP!nt man
You: Thank you..

by Tony August 27, 2004

hangy tits

when the breasts of a woman extend down to or past her belly button.

Damn, grandma has some hangy tits!!
Yeah but her pussy is still tighter than a turtles ass isnt it?

by tony January 25, 2004

Verizon

The French word for "static".

Damn man, this Verizon phone sux, I can't hear shit but static.

by Tony April 12, 2005

Miss Hockett

An insensitive skank who teaches French
without a clue as to what she is doing.
A real Bitch with an ass that smells
like three day old vomit.

I hate Miss Hockett

by Tony January 28, 2004

mongo

a Big fat dude that rikes of awesomeness

anyone who is fat but cool like michael jackson

by tony February 08, 2005