tony's definitions

RYLF

Robot You'd Like to FUCK

dude C-3PO is a RYLF fo sho!

by tony October 4, 2008

penanus

a cross between a penis and anus

Bill is a penanus.

by Tony June 26, 2006

shimmanood

used by older italian gentlemen: an invalid, retard, idiot, moron...etc

i gotta walk around here like a fuggin' shimmanood! -sopranos, uncle junior

by tony January 26, 2004

bembelegua

a four beat word for a three beat dance done in two frames of four beats where you dance only the three beats (one two three, five six seven). best demonstrated by Ben Stiller in the soon to be classic movie "Along Came Polly."

Antworten auf alte Bembelegua.
Wie können Bembelegua Eltern lernen Disziplin.
Bembelegua und Gehorsam von ihren Kindern einzufordern ohne.

by Tony August 5, 2004

Bott

An idividual whose only reason for existence is to establish the bottom of the barrel for mankind.

See white trash

See also loser, slow, lazy etc..

There are an endless amount of examples, here are just a few:

1. You know you're a bott when....your property has been mistaken for a recycling center.

2. Jim takes just enough toilet paper off the roll so that he doesn't have to replace it. What a bott!!

3. Jim sleeps during the day after he just got a full nights sleep. What a bott!!

4. Jim walks around the house wearing cartoon boxers and loafers. What a bott!

by Tony February 13, 2004

NUT TUGGER

When you're having sex and the girl is on top and she reaches back and tugs on your sack. She can also run her long fingernails all over it while tugging.

Erin was riding the hell out of me last night and then she reahed back and grabbed my boys. I didn't know she was a nut tugger too!

by Tony August 19, 2004

bovine

Confused about sexuality. Cylindrical in shape. Strange in a surreal, slightly unbelieveable way.

That guy, ok I mean he's buff but oh my god he's SO bovine.

by Tony August 21, 2003