Definitions by tommyt

would of 

A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is.

would of by Tommyt March 21, 2008

flanders 

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

flanders by Tommyt September 6, 2007

thus

A totally pretentious way of saying that a fact will follow or has preceded a statement. Typically used so a writer can sound more intelligent than they actually are.

Thus, Luke Skywalker defeated his father in a lightsaber duel and Anakin Skywalker threw the Emperor down the reactor shaft of the Death Star, thus ending the tyranny of the Empire, thus setting the stage for the New Republic.

thus by Tommyt July 29, 2007

wikipedia 

An online encyclopedia project where anyone (registered or UNregistered users alike) can change the content at will. Often used by grade, high school or college students who don't want to write and research their own assignments and who don't care if the facts are accurate in any way.

Yo, this term paper's gotta be FIVE pages??? Unfair!!! But, no prob, Bob, I'll just copy and paste it outta Wikipedia right before class!

wikipedia by Tommyt July 29, 2007

quail hunting 

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.

"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"

quail hunting by Tommyt September 5, 2006

subwoofing 

The often inconsiderate action of playing a car stereo at full blast simply to annoy those around you. Typically the object is also to make the rearview mirrors of those around you vibrate in addition to your own trunk lid.

Yo, that punkass was subwoofing so fuckin' loud at the red light I couldn't see my own reflection in my rearview!

subwoofing by Tommyt July 31, 2006

fartcan 

Any muffler with a wider exhaust port that allows for a louder sound. Typically found on cars owned by drivers who can't afford a real street-racing car but want to act like they have one.

Fartcans are installed on cars strictly to make noise to annoy other drivers.

fartcan by Tommyt January 21, 2006