tommyt's definitions

flanders

A complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you've "found Jesus yet?" The question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to hell for their supposed sins.

Car Owner: Fuckin' gas prices are ridiculous!!
Flanders: 'Scuse me, but I couldn't help noticing you're really mad about the price of gasoline. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord n' savior? He'll help you with your anger.
Car Owner: What are you, some kinda nutcase?

by Tommyt September 6, 2007

subwoofing

The often inconsiderate action of playing a car stereo at full blast simply to annoy those around you. Typically the object is also to make the rearview mirrors of those around you vibrate in addition to your own trunk lid.

Yo, that punkass was subwoofing so fuckin' loud at the red light I couldn't see my own reflection in my rearview!

by Tommyt July 31, 2006

would of

A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is.

by Tommyt March 21, 2008

orangu-tan

A play on "orangutan", the species of ape: Any New Jersey Douchebag who sports a fake tan that gives them a distinct orange glow, giving them the appearance of a nuclear war survivor. They may also be a gel-head.

Man, that orangu-tan's glow is makin' my eyes hurt - did a nuke go off somewhere?

by Tommyt February 4, 2009

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

I'll see you when I see you

A phrase used by a boyfriend or girlfriend when they want to break up with their significant other but don't have the spine to actually say they want to break up.

"So, are you breaking up with me?"

"I don't know. I just want a relationship where I'll see you when I see you."

by Tommyt September 23, 2014

Cousmer

The child born from the sexual relations of cousins

That cousmer is not dealing with a full deck.

by tommyt July 6, 2015