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turtle head poking out

To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
Hold up man, I need to visit the crapper, I've got a turtle head poking out.
by Tommy November 19, 2003
mugGet the turtle head poking outmug.

oscar

damn oscar ur dark.I know.
by tommy July 21, 2003
mugGet the oscarmug.

undertaker

one bad-ass wrestler from the wwe(World Wrestling Entertainment)
Woah! Did you just see undertaker chokeslam that bitch!
by Tommy June 20, 2004
mugGet the undertakermug.

Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.
All of Static2k
by Tommy October 20, 2003
mugGet the Static2kmug.

The Ultimate Fighter

Awesome T.V. show that airs Monday nights 11:00PM Eastern time on Spike TV. I highly suggest you watch the show.

The show also airs Saturday nights at 10:00PM Eastern time.

16 guys all want to become a UFC fighter and get a UFC contract, each week two guys fight. The loser gets sent home, if they get knocked out; the winner gets 5 grand cash in their pocket.
Can't do anything tonight; I'm going to watch The Ultimate Figher at 11:00 tonight.
by Tommy March 13, 2005
mugGet the The Ultimate Fightermug.

munchies

A brand-name snack food that combines other various types of snack foods (i.e. Doritos, Pretzles, Chex Mix, Goldfish...and i think i tasted cinnamon)
Man...I've got the munchies. Let us go to the UDF and by the munchies.
by Tommy May 19, 2004
mugGet the munchiesmug.

mo fo

Comes from the Latin root Mattus-La-Menacius, which was lost in translation several times to become mo fo. Mattus-La-Menacius was a Roman Centurion / dick sucker from 200 BC.

Legend has it that his descendance still lives on today in the canadian city of Montreal. They headed overseas in the 18th century after being banned from their countries for indecent behaviour, which is supposedly still going on today.

Calling someone a mo fo is the worst insult, yet quite a compliment for Mattus-La-Menacius...

Love ya Matt
Look at the Mo Fo... he seems to be screwing his sister...
by Tommy July 9, 2004
mugGet the mo fomug.

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