Firley

One who can't stand pikeys.

After the good villagers of Firle, Sussex, who achieved notoriety by burning a caravan containing effigies of gypsies during their 2003 firework show.
I don't think this'd be a good driveway to resurface, Pat. I can feel it in me bones there's a Firley livin' here, so there is, to be sure.
by Tommo February 18, 2004
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acid

acid-The wonderful gateway in your pocket to a world that is yours for the creating, whether it be talking frogs, stary faces on apple trees that just wont blink and you're sure that they know your name or maybe just the good old headmash that convinces you that you ARE, in fact, a carrot.
A truly marvellous man made hallucinogen that could, one day, replace calpol.
mate, MATE, MAAAATE? Shhh. hello? acid? aah. i see,
i appear to have eaten something bigger than my head.
by tommo September 03, 2005
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Cock-yoghurt

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.
by Tommo February 24, 2004
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McBeauty

When a certain young lady presents outstanding natural beauty, she may be termed a "McBeauty".
Has some relavence to the chat up line "If you were a McDonalds you'd be a McBeauty!" ;) Often followed by a whole lot of ignoredness...
"check that McBeauty out! Sheesh!" (elevated heart rate experienced).
by Tommo June 01, 2004
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Borkit

Australian slang.

Someone who is the result of inbreeding.
An inbreed.
by Tommo October 18, 2004
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metapor

a dried out vagina which usually happens to people over 60 years of age...
man that chick had a metaphor, we had to use so much lube
by Tommo February 22, 2005
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PHAT

Word commonly used by Townies to voice their enthusiasm for some mediocre music, or other thing that is usually fine, but has been ruined and spoiled
"Aha, mate. Those were some phat beats
by Tommo August 04, 2003
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