tommo's definitions

metapor

a dried out vagina which usually happens to people over 60 years of age...

man that chick had a metaphor, we had to use so much lube

by Tommo February 21, 2005

growling at the badger

to conduct oral sex on a female

"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"

"I was growling at the badger."

by Tommo August 28, 2003

PHAT

Word commonly used by Townies to voice their enthusiasm for some mediocre music, or other thing that is usually fine, but has been ruined and spoiled

"Aha, mate. Those were some phat beats

by Tommo August 4, 2003

Pit bull chewing a wasp

One, usually of the female variety, who ain't good-lookin.

"Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"

"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"

by Tommo September 2, 2003

acid

acid-The wonderful gateway in your pocket to a world that is yours for the creating, whether it be talking frogs, stary faces on apple trees that just wont blink and you're sure that they know your name or maybe just the good old headmash that convinces you that you ARE, in fact, a carrot.
A truly marvellous man made hallucinogen that could, one day, replace calpol.

mate, MATE, MAAAATE? Shhh. hello? acid? aah. i see,
i appear to have eaten something bigger than my head.

by tommo September 21, 2005

ugly tree

The source where humdingers are made.

"Davro, has yer missus fallen out the ugly tree?"

by Tommo September 1, 2003

cuntybollocks

a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....

wheres cuntybollocks? i wanna drink

by tommo April 13, 2004