Definitions by tommo
cuntybollocks
a jacko, scab, scavenger.... the bloke with deep pockets and short arms who miraculously dissappears when its his round.....
cuntybollocks by tommo April 13, 2004
Cock-yoghurt
I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.
They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.
They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.
Cock-yoghurt by Tommo February 24, 2004
Firley
One who can't stand pikeys.
After the good villagers of Firle, Sussex, who achieved notoriety by burning a caravan containing effigies of gypsies during their 2003 firework show.
After the good villagers of Firle, Sussex, who achieved notoriety by burning a caravan containing effigies of gypsies during their 2003 firework show.
I don't think this'd be a good driveway to resurface, Pat. I can feel it in me bones there's a Firley livin' here, so there is, to be sure.
Pit bull chewing a wasp
"Here Davro, what's the matter with yer missus. She looks like a pit bull chewing a wasp!"
"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"
"Nah, she just fell out of the ugly tree!"
Pit bull chewing a wasp by Tommo September 2, 2003
ugly tree
The source where humdingers are made.
growling at the badger
"What were you doing there? It smells, and looks like a badly packed kebab!"
"I was growling at the badger."
"I was growling at the badger."
growling at the badger by Tommo August 28, 2003
townie
A townie is an English word for a person who:
1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult
2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S
3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc.
4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats"
5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples"
6. Steals mobile phones
7. Wears "Bling Threads"
8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way
9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H"
10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above
11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination
12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket"
13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair
1. Uses the phrase "Ya Mum" as an insult
2. Thinks that it is cool/hard to use various words beginning with F and S
3. Listens to "Phat Beats" - Blazin Squad, So Solid Crew, Jay-Z (or whatever) etc.
4. Drives a Car such as a Vauxhall Nova or Ford Escort or similar which has A body kit, lowerred suspension, large exhaust, and a huge Subwoofer in the boot to make sure that everyone can hear their "Phat Beats"
5. Has a stupid nickname such as "Jubba" or "Staples"
6. Steals mobile phones
7. Wears "Bling Threads"
8. Walks in a stupid, exaggerated way
9. Has a fundamental disability to pronounce the letter "H"
10. Smokes all the time whilst doing the above
11. Is challenged by a lack of immagination
12. Has a Helly Hansen "Puffer Jacket"
13. Has gelled blonde (dyed) hair