tomaswella's definitions

SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2)

ALABAMA IS WHERE INCEST IS FROM THEY CREATED THAT SHIT

dude 1 " bro listen to this song"
dude 2 "lol okay"
dude 1 " lol i cant find it but i can sing it...*screaming* SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
dude 2 "you fuck you brother?!"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA (pt.2) lol

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

a date

a date is when you eat food with a person

dude 1"hey ive been on heaps of dates"
dude 2"since when you fridget"
dude 1"i saw this definition on urban dictionary that a date is when you eat food with a person"
song starts playing *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
if youse dont get this reference imma be cut

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

Georgia Grace Shanahan

Georgia Grace Shanahan is the most amazing beautiful human being and i guarantee if you hurt her both Dominique Evangeline Lucia Tomasella & Mary Rose Kannan will hurt you.

Mar: yo Dom someone hurt Gig
Dom: lets kill a bitch
Georgia Grace Shanahan: * doesn't give a shit and is probably on tiktok or at work*

by tomaswella April 27, 2020

SYDNEY

Sydney is a beaut and will fall asleep on ft and when you go to let her sleep shell tell you to stay because why not, her favourite colours are normally black and something else she will always be complaining that she doesn't have a boyfriend but when a guy is actually interested in her she will be quick to block the person out of her life lol

"i dont have an example for Sydney but she named after a city lol"
"whatta phat mood"

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

Mary Rose Kannan

Mary Rose kannan in a sick cunt, she lowkey probably has some mf weed, if not she deffo has some links and could get you some real easy. she also the most beautiful person, and everyone who meets hers would say the same, and if they don't they're some dumb cunts.

guy 1: "oi where'd you get the weed its that good"
guy 2: "Mary Rose Kannan, she's the best hookup dude should go see her"

*guys for legal reasons i'm joking about the weed part...kind of*

by tomaswella April 27, 2020

generosity

generosity is when your friend actually gets off of wattpad to spam your tellonyn because she for some unknown reason love you, yeet it

"heheheh generosity"
"tehe"
"vines"
"P!ATD"
"AC/DC"
"ILYBIAGESLYB"
"SYLATB"
"FUCK YES B"

by tomaswella April 15, 2019

Dominique

whatta beaut shes that amazing, she is very over protective and will kill a bitch no joke lol

*dominique is a fuckin beaut*

by tomaswella April 14, 2019