tom's definitions

amokinter

The art of running amok inside ones computer.

Bugger my computers Crashed! It must be that bloody amokinter again.

by Tom April 30, 2004

KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

by Tom December 6, 2004

weahk

The way Paul Robertson (Slop Tester) says work

by Tom September 5, 2003

g up

To accessorise one's person with a large quantity of branded, loose-fitting clothing and gold jewellery in the manner of a rap superstar, because you think it's cool.

That blowhard Jim tries to g up but he's no pimp daddy.

by Tom August 5, 2004

pumping lead

the act of disscharging a fire arm usually a rapid firing fire arm like an oozy or a ak47

new york gangs are alaways pumping lead

by tom December 12, 2003

caffeine

SCIENCE! - Strong Sad.

Since caffeine + Strong Sad = SCIENCE!, that obviously means that SCIENCE! - Strong Sad = caffeine. And also, SCIENCE! - caffeine = Strong Sad.

by Tom December 18, 2003

Tuppence

See twinkle

Gwenny, don't forget to wipe your tuppence!

by Tom May 2, 2003