tom's definitions

Sporkanite

Believer in the philosophy of the great SporK.

Believer in SporKanism.

People on BFC are Sporkanites.

by Tom May 1, 2004

townie

townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

by tom November 12, 2004

ripe

another term for stinky or nasty

the hamper is prety ripe

by tom September 30, 2003

cheese pizza

an all in one, A guy punches a girl in the nose and cums on her face for the tomato sauce and cheese. And you can add shit for sausage

"man he just gave her a cheese Pizza"

by tom April 5, 2005

living large

Living with an extravagant or self-indulgent lifestyle.

Angus has been living large since he won the lotto.

by Tom December 3, 2004

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Miguel drunk

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure

Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!

by tom March 18, 2005