bainspiration

A special type of inspiration.

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"

by Tom June 19, 2006

yosh

A favorite exclamation of Dr. Eggman.

"Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!" "Yosh!"

by Tom December 02, 2003

stretch armstrong

when you are doing a girl, you pick her up by her boobs and then swing her around

I started giving my bitch a stretch armstrong and she threw up all over me.

by Tom April 06, 2003

Curtains

A slang term for the female labia majora

Oh, my curtains are dead itchy today

by Tom May 02, 2003

flemitz

a group of squirrels.

I dropped a bag of nuts and it attracted a flemitz.

by tom February 25, 2005

17

The most random number.

Pick a number. It's not really as good a random number as 17, is it?

by Tom January 02, 2004

fat u dawg

you're fat and have fangs for teeth

Fat u dawg loves blue balloons and is so fat and horny

by tom November 23, 2003