tom's definitions

Zooted

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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by tom January 12, 2004

uber

A word which is more-or-less a substitute for the word 'really'. See example.

Instead of "I'm really pissed off"

"I'm uber pissed off!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

plz

A male, usually in his early twenties, who has a constant look of depression/boredom/apathy. The plz also usually has a Fred Durst goatee, some kind of necklace or bracelet, and a really shitty attitude.

I saw a bunch of plzs when I went to Ohio University, they were drinking Natty Light.

by Tom July 28, 2003

protung

pussy
poontang

Used by Snoop Dog in Dr. Dre's Chronic on the track "Bitches Ain't Shit"

I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

by tom April 3, 2005

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

chachki

Trinket, useless sentimental stuff filling up your book cases and counter space, miscellaneous items collected and set out to enhance your decor, stuff you should probably box up or sell in a garage sale, things kids take when their parents pass away because it reminds them of good times past.

Grandma's collection of mini spoons from around the country, mini statues (Lladro), little bowls of stuff for people to look at, figurines, doilies etc.

by tom April 21, 2004

Flaahs

The croydonish way of saying flowers.

gonna plant sum flaahs

by Tom September 5, 2003