tom's definitions

Vader Helmet

a helmet that resembles a german world war 2 nazi helmet.

hey darth vader is a nazi

by tom March 3, 2005

Piswanjango

1) A mexican beer in 'Dusk till Dawn' that tastes like piss, because they piss in it.

2) Piswanjango being a fine quality skunk. The type that smokes well and makes you laugh a lot.

Smokin de Piswanjango like dey do in de Congo

by Tom October 23, 2003

crusade

The crusades were pope-sanctioned military endeavors during the 11th, 12th, and 13th centuries against non-Christians. Goals included capturing Jerusalem and expanding territories in general.

Christian occupation of Syria disappeared after the ninth crusade.

by Tom November 19, 2003

sumdude3

Sumdude is the ub3r leet pimp dad

Sumdude 3wnz sinz

by Tom March 12, 2003

Dinkus

when a girl goes down on a guy, and decides to bite down really hard!

oh shit, she fucking dinkused me

by tom March 6, 2004

bainspiration

A special type of inspiration.

Today's bainspiration is: "Drive past nine, she's fine"

by Tom June 19, 2006

minger

a nice person with the face of a bull dogs ass

look at that fuckin minger
that person is really minged out

by tom December 1, 2003