Definitions by tom

gert lush 

The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.

"Yer, joo see that gawd necklace she wuz werren? Fucken gert lush wunnet?"

gert lush by tom December 26, 2004

grots 

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.

"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".

grots by tom December 26, 2004

grumble pants 

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

grumble pants by tom December 25, 2004

nodulate 

the left over remains of an anal prolapse, dragging along behind you out of your bleeding arse.

"I had to wipe so many times I gave myself a damn nodulate"

nodulate by tom December 25, 2004

tardking 

A very large and mean retard who beats up and makes fun of all the other tards at school

The tardking just punched the tard who was eating lunch.

tardking by Tom December 22, 2004

AOL 

An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.

This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.

AOL by Tom December 21, 2004

Stink

The anus of a male or female human being. Usually used in conjunction with sexual intercourse.

Gary gave her one in the stink.

Stink by Tom December 19, 2004