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an acronym for "Mouth to the Penis". made famous in the band Not Will Porter song "MTTP". Basically a term for fellatio.
Date: I don't know if i feel comfortable sleeping with you on the first date.
Dan: It's cool, you can give me a little MTTP in the back of your car and i'll still never call you again.
by tofubot April 2, 2007
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a combination of snappy and jazzy. to show something's just too hip for one word to contain it.

usually used by soccer moms and people that like to use really lame adjectives to describe things because no one else will.
guy1: so, you like my new pants? i think they're snazzy.

guy2: really? i just think you're a twat.
by tofubot November 5, 2004
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Used to denote when a comment has gone over someone's head. Onomatopoetic to the sound of an object moving past you at an accelerated pace.

Made even funnier when saying "woosh" also makes no sense to the person that earned the "woosh", thus making a combo that cannot be countered until combo-broken.

Sometimes typed as /woosh in an MMORPG setting, as if something making no sense to someone was an emote of some kind.
tofu: "I'd love to see a snuff film star named Gorey Feldman."
dahll: "What are you talking about?"
tofu: "Woosh"
dahll: "Woosh?"
grad-o: "2-hit combo!"
by tofubot July 11, 2008
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