todd's definitions

monogomous

Yadiras boyfriend...

Yadira is the picture of a monogomous man.

by Todd May 5, 2005

cold tube

a bottle of beer

let's go drink a few cold tubes

by Todd October 4, 2006

louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

by Todd January 15, 2005

logflume lee

the most famous 05 member at HMHS who is in the ghetto madrigals and has a rep for doing the dirtiest things on earth

yeah logflume lee wasnt in a good mood today id stay out of her way.

by Todd January 10, 2005

oklahoma running faucet

the act/process of drinking a girls period through a funnel.

"dude wtf were you doing last nite?!"

"what do you mean???"

"you funneling emily's period at rebecca's party!!!! OMG IT WAS SICK DUDE EVERYONE WAS THROWING UP!!"

by Todd January 30, 2005

voveh

known as the flying circus ape from his 8th grade rep then became popular for getting head from girls and blowing them off like seconds later and now has become a metric ton weight.

surname: villa

oh crap thats villa over there isnt it? yeah he didnt have lunch yet today id watch out.

by Todd January 10, 2005

stank box

a dirty chick's twat

I wanna hit that stank box.

by Todd August 15, 2003