toby's definitions

spare

used by netphorians

"to be lame"

"Volunteering at the zoo sounds pretty spare to me."

by toby June 17, 2004

Vanilla Ice

Vanilla Ice was the first famous white rapper with his first single 'Ice Ice Baby' being the biggest selling record ever, selling over 17 million copies.

Although the fame was short lived, the Ice man influenced many white rappers today, Ice was the first white man to have the balls to do what was mainly considered black only music.

He now is a heavy metal singer, but still does his rapping. On his latest album, bi-polar, the first half of the album is metal, the second being rap. Featuring ICP on one track.

Most people who defined the ice man dont know what they are talking about, saying he influenced wiggers is wrong because he was around while most of these people were still wearing nappies and probaly listened to him.

Vanilla Ice influenced many white rappers today, as most didn't have the balls to try black music.

by Toby September 30, 2004

four'er

A woman with all the right attributes, 'four' because of the main four: Face, ass, tits and legs.

1) That chick sure was a four'er.
2) holy shit, i just saw a four'er

by Toby October 30, 2004

tobosexual

The use of the popular triangular chocolate bar 'Toblerone' as an aid to self gratification.

Last night me and my bloke got down to some new tobosexual action.

by Toby November 10, 2004

Super-Fried Slice

Defn: Mega gay. Combo insult that adds super-fried or red hot flamming to a complete dirty male bum touching G-lord.

Eg: Of course I want Falmer you super-fried slice.

by Toby February 12, 2004

Skag

A heroin addict

"Look at that dirty skinny Skag"

by Toby February 18, 2004

clit

the clit is the female version of the head of a penis. men enjoy blowjobs, therefore women ejoy stimulation of the clit. most men, unfortunately, do not know where the clit is or how to use it and think that it severs no real function. this is equivalent to saying that the head of the penis deserves no attention durring any sexual acts. the clit is capable of giving many women multiple orgasms, and any man that can deliver that for a woman is practically guaranteed good head, sex or both.

do you know where the clit is? uhm, well its about 2 inches from where you think it is....for god's sake it's pierced!

by toby March 30, 2004