tobey's definitions

Hobbits in the Shire

When several small men suck dick in an open field.

Sean Murphy and his CIT friends pulled a Hobbits in the Shire one night at Camp Sequassen.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

blunt

The greatest thing ever, see also L.

We smoked a blunt like spades down at Pleasant Point, it was phat.

by tobey March 13, 2005

God

1. Harry Mishkin
2. Jaco Pastorius, Herbie Hancock, Doug Pinnick, any black man with a good amount of funk and soul.

1. Harry Mishkin is God. He has done everything.
2. Have you listened to Headhunters? Herbie Hancock is god!

by Tobey March 20, 2004

emosexual

1. One who participates in sexual intercourse with emo kids
2. One who has sexual intercourse and cries afterwards.

1. The emosexual thrust his member into the teenage girl's mouth, knocking her thick-rimmed glasses right off her face.
2. After Bill got fucked in the ass, he realized Mark wasn't the one for him and like an emosexual cried his eyes out.

by Tobey March 18, 2004

Iron Maiden

Heavy metal band whose prime was from 1980 to 1988. After this time they have become a very mediocre band, rehashing the same tired 1-6-7 chord progressions and melodies in every song.

Man, Number of the Beast, Somewhere in Time and Killers are the best Maiden albums! Dance of Death and Virtual XI blow ass.

by Tobey March 19, 2004

Herbie Hancock

One of the best jazz pianists of our time. Writer of such famous tunes as Chameleon, Maiden Voyage, Eye of the Hurricaine, Palm Grease and Watermelon Man. Innovator in the fusion genre and writer of many really badass funk grooves.

Herbie Hancock is so badass he can turn shit into gold.

by Tobey March 20, 2004

reny'd

When one is exposed to reny, see also renis.

"I just reny'd that guy in a chatroom! OWNED!"

by Tobey July 11, 2004