tnunnster's definitions

cognitive dysentery

A modern social disease whereby the afflicted have an uncontrollable biological need to shit out all of their menial mental musings.

Twitter whores should seek professional help for their cognitive dysentery.

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.

Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.

by TNunnster May 13, 2011

Dogmaticide

1) v. - The act of freeing a society from the chains of fundamentalist dogma.

2) n. - A product that, when sprayed on evangelical door knockers, will make them go away. (Similar to pesticide.)

Getting the Catholic church out of the lives of non-Catholics will require a strong dose of dogmaticide.

by tnunnster October 10, 2012

theocracide

The effort to eliminate the impact of belief in a sky daddy on the rest of us.

Damn! When did atheists get an atomic weapon? That's some harsh theocracide!

by tnunnster October 9, 2012

godmart

A commercial megachurch that attracts inbred, superstitious, blind faith saps that will believe and do anything they are told.

My brother won't shut up about how the great deals at godmart. What a christbag!

by TNunnster February 6, 2010

bung hole sprouts

1) A derogative term for Brussels Sprouts.

2) Small pieces of turd entagled in the ass hairs after defecating (a.k.a, "dingleberries")

Sam: Dude, these nasty little green balls taste like ass!

Charlie: Those are bung hole sprouts. They are supposed to taste like that.

Sally: Don't eat too many of those! They are a known cause of bung hole sprouts.

by TNunnster April 22, 2011

Hermorrhoid

1) Any uncomfortable or painful swelling or growths associated with female reproductive or digestive organs, i.e. uterine fibroids

2) A female pain-in-the-ass

Cathy: "Sarah, why are you being such a hermorrhoid today?"

Sarah: "Cut me a break, bitch! My hermorrhoids are acting up again!"

by tnunnster October 7, 2010