tnt 's definitions

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

by tnt May 1, 2003

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Cold Lunch

The act of vomiting directly onto some chick's head while she's performing fellatio.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Cock Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by tnt May 1, 2003

Bitch out

v. intr. (see, its actually intansitive; you get effort points, i guess)

Bitch out, bitched out, bitching out, bitches out

To discontinue social obligations under false pretenses

"That ho bitched out all over your face."

by TNT November 3, 2004

forumpaard

A title bestowed by the forum stable keeper. It's given to people who are strong, noble, reliable and have four legs.

The current forumpaard is TNT

by TNT March 10, 2005

beer dick

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

by tnt May 1, 2003