screaming flamingo

When you are banging in the sand, pull out, dip it in the sand and then put it back in.

We were screwing around on the beach and I gave her a screaming flamingo.

by tnt December 05, 2016

beer dick

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

by tnt May 01, 2003

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

by tnt May 01, 2003

Cop's Delight

The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spewing all over her "pastry buns", thus transforming her rump into the allusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

by tnt May 01, 2003

This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

by TNT June 25, 2004

forumpaard

A title bestowed by the forum stable keeper. It's given to people who are strong, noble, reliable and have four legs.

The current forumpaard is TNT

by TNT March 10, 2005

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

by tnt May 01, 2003