tnt's definitions

kung fu it

to leave in a cool manner.

Freddy's here. Let's kung fu it bitch.

by TNT June 25, 2004

Concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Chocolate Pizza

Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Bear Claw

A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

by tnt May 1, 2003

Archnemesis

Someone for whom you have no respect and generally hate. Seeing something bad happen to him should make you happy.
Not to be confused with Rival

TNT is the archnemesis of Anakin
Bush is the archnemesis of the world

by TNT November 18, 2004

Brown Bagging

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

by tnt May 1, 2003