tittyfuck69's definitions

head of thorns

When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.

OW! the head of my dick stings, I think I got the head of thorns!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

Lurker

When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.

Oh my god, I can't escape this lurker!

by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

dick ripper

The one who performs circumcisions on babys when they are born.

Wife: I'm glad our son is getting circumcised.

Husband: I just hope that the dick ripper goes easy on that little guy, he is tender!

by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009

Ummer

An insane gamer who goes all night until 7:00 in the morning and then passes out.

I CAN'T STOP GAMING I AM AN UMMER!!!

by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009

cock villan

A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.

Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.

Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009

Neknomination

An internet/social media trend where one is nominated by a friend to post a video of them drinking large amounts of alcohol usually in a funny, creative, or absurd way. This normally involves the chugging of multiple beers, 26ers, or mickeys. The nominee must complete a challenge within 24 hours of being nominated. Once the challenge is complete the person then nominates three other friends to each complete their own version of a neknomination video, post it online, challenge three more friends, and the cycle continues.

Also referred to as a "neknom"

Guy 1: Dude! Jared nominated you to perform a neknomination!

Guy 2: Damn, I guess I'm gonna have to get on that.

by tittyfuck69 February 5, 2014

Don't feed the ginger

something you should absolutely never do.

Sign: Don't Feed The Ginger!

by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009