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by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009
Get the Bullseye Bill mug.A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.
Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.
Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
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Get the Milk Massous mug.A mix between a dirty Sanchez and a Alabama hot pocket. So you open up a chicks vag, shit in it, then fuck her, then take your dick out and rub the shit on her lip, creating a mustache.
by Tittyfuck69 January 22, 2014
Get the dirty hot pocket mug.When you are in the shower and you rub soap on your dick, the soap gets inside and stings the head of your dick.
by tittyfuck69 April 20, 2009
Get the head of thorns mug.A person who does not like anything do with with, or associated to a cock. They want it destroyed immediantly.
Guy 1: That woman is pretty lonely, I think she is a lesbian.
Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.
Guy 2: In other words she is a cock villan.
by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009
Get the cock villan mug.An internet/social media trend where one is nominated by a friend to post a video of them drinking large amounts of alcohol usually in a funny, creative, or absurd way. This normally involves the chugging of multiple beers, 26ers, or mickeys. The nominee must complete a challenge within 24 hours of being nominated. Once the challenge is complete the person then nominates three other friends to each complete their own version of a neknomination video, post it online, challenge three more friends, and the cycle continues.
Also referred to as a "neknom"
Also referred to as a "neknom"
Guy 1: Dude! Jared nominated you to perform a neknomination!
Guy 2: Damn, I guess I'm gonna have to get on that.
Guy 2: Damn, I guess I'm gonna have to get on that.
by tittyfuck69 February 5, 2014
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